Week End at Ruthies

Well, I’ll start off this post with a Mona Vie acii berry juice update. Tania’s doctor wants her to take three shots of the juice a day so we decided to become Mona Vie distributors because it will save us a few bucks. I am usually suspicious about these things but since Tania’s Lyme disease doctor suggested she drink it I thought I might well also try it. I take two shots a day and, surprisingly, the rate of my recovery has definitely improved since I started drinking Mona Vie. I can now walk up and down stairs without being “ginger” about it. Than doesn’t sound like much but it’s a give improvement from how I was six weeks ago. My “bad-pain” days have been reduced to about 2/3’s. Being a researcher, I Know this proves absolutely nothing but it is quite a coincidence. I originally planned to try the juice for only a month or so; I think I going to keep it up. If you want to try it, let me know and I can have a bottle shipped to you.


Now on another note:

It was great being able to see everyone at Max’s baptism. The baptism was a baptism (ho-hum), but the get-together afterwards at Ruth’s in-laws was something else. They are caterers, so the food was awesome. They served some spicy green beans with candied pecans that were incredible. A little heat with the pecans helping to bring out the sweetness of the green beans made it a perfect combination of flavors.

Unfortunately for Mom and Dad the real fun started after they left. Mom was sick as a dog and needed to get to bed early before the talent show started. We now all know where Scott got his creative talent. There was guitar playing, singing, skits and all the while the little ones were playing dress up and dancing around. I never knew Ryan could sing so well. Ryan and his friends did a few barbershop style songs that were performed to perfection. I think we saw a little of the Ryan that help Heather fall in love with him. But they weren’t going to be out done by Scott’s dad who sang a song about the woes of loving a fat woman.


Two different topics in one post, nope:

So why did I combine the Mon Vie update with this story. Well we hit traffic on the way home as typically happens. The 75 minute drive turned into a 150 minute drive. When I got home my back was fine, but the next day I would pay. I am not supposed to go on long drives, but I have been feeling so good lately that I didn’t think it would be a problem. I should have made Tania drive, but I like listening to my satellite radio and Tania hates driving so we took my car. I thought how bad it can be.

I learned exactly how bad it can be on Sunday. Sunday morning my back was a little more sore than normal. It was a little stiff and tight so I took a muscle relaxer. After lunch the pain was increasing so I laid down on the couch with my computer on my lap and did some home work for a few hours. When I finished I could hardly get up and once I did, I couldn’t straighten out. My back was super stiff. I decided a soak in the jacuzzi tub would be just the ticket to loosen me up.
Well, the hot bath did little to relive the pain, in fact it was hurting more now than before getting in the tub. I had to take a deep breath and hold it to fight off the pain enough so I could lean forward to get out of the tub. When I stood up I started getting tunnel vision so I sat on the edge of the tub till it went away. This frequently happens when standing too quickly after a long soak in a hot tub. After it went away I stood up and walked into the bedroom while drying myself off. The tunnel vision returned but this time I also felt numbness starting to invade my arms and legs. I knew this feeling. I have felt it before. I was passing out, fainting. I tried to make a few quick steps to the bed.

When I woke up, I body was laying on the bed with my legs hanging over the edge. My back pain was now excruciating and getting worse. I was able to get into the bed but after that I was in so much pain that I could not move. It took about 15 minutes for Tania to hear my cries for help. She gave me a Norco (super strength vicoden) and then dried me off (I was still soaking wet from the bath). It takes about an hour for Norco to kick in so an hour later when the pain was even worse, I took another. This whole time I was also freezing. Tania put two blankets on me and had to turn up the heat three times before I stopped shivering.

Two hours after the first Narco (and one hour after the second), the pain still hadn’t gotten any better. I tried with all my might to get up. I thought that maybe if I could get on my feet I would be able to shuffle up the stairs and to the van so Tania could take me to the hospital. It took me about 15 minutes just to roll on my side. Trying to sit up was impossible. We even tried wrapping a rope around the top of the bedpost so I could use it as leverage to pull myself up. Nope, bad idea.

We finally gave up and called an ambulance to take me to the hospital. When the paramedics arrived, Tania quickly took the rope down from the bedpost. Who knows what ideas that would have given them? Any ways, a paramedic can normally give up 10 ml of morphine to help a patient in pain. However, because I took the Norco earlier he had to call in to get approval for the morphine. They gave me 4 ml at the house… no relief. They gave me 2 ml more on the way to the hospital… still not relief. Once at the hospital they gave me more morphine… still no relief. Then they gave me a cocktail of dilaudid, toradol and zofran . Dilaudid is in the same family as morphine but a little stronger. Well THAT DID THE TRICK. The pain finally started going down.

Several hours and who knows how much dilaudid later they let me go home (it was about 2 AM). I was still in great pain but I could get up and walk. Today (Monday) my pain is manageable with Norco, muscle relaxer and laying down all day. Hopefully, I will be back to my normal pain level in a few days. I don’t know who I thought I was – someone who can drive a car for 2 hours? Well, time to wrap this post up. Who knows about the Mona Vie. It may have helped me decrease pain level but it is definitely no wonder drug. But still, I don’t think I will stop drinking it just yet. …who knows?